...*ahem* MIDORI IS PHUCKING BORED

Midori squinted and made nearly blurry handsigns with her right hand. All of a sudden...Ken's hair turned bubble gum pink, and his hair started rapidly growing down to his ankles. To top it off, his pants somehow magically transformed into a skirt.

"...Just try to cut and dye your hair back. It'll just change back. Midori's actions...are final, and irrevocable." She said, staring the girlie-ken down with a sinister stare...

Tenshin smirk at the site. He almost choke at it too.
Note to self: Never make the Yamikage too angry. Tenshin thought to himself.
"Harsh." Tenshin sighed.

The Fuck???? *I say as I transform* What you smirking at? *I say to Tenshin and turn back to the Yamikage* Turn me back!!!!!!!! You wont regret it!!!!!

Midori's eyes were narrowed into slits to the point you could barely see her eye.
"No. Ken messed with Midori...so Midori messed with Ken. And Midori is not very merciful...therefore Ken has to suffer..." She then did a really evil and creepy laugh.

Tenshin look at the site, amuze but ponder a little if he should help Ken or not. Finally coming to a conclusion, he gave some money to Ken.
"There is a Men's clothes store and a Barbershop right down the street. If I were you, I get there pretty quick."

Midori just smirked evilly.
"Tenshin's attempts at helping are futile...it is a jutsu only Midori can break. If Ken goes to get a hairvut...his hair will grow back immediately, and turn pink again. No one can outsmart Midori...not even the Hikage can break this jutsu..." She then continued her evil laugh...of doom.

Tenshin gone quiet for a moment then said,
"Sorry man, can't help you here." Tenshin said boredly and went back to drink his water.

"Noooo, change me back, please Yamikage?"
*I say with it being the first time I said please.*

Midori stopped laughing, and faced Ken with another icy glare.
"No one goes against the yamikage without consequences. You will not be an exception. Give Midori one good reason to fix it..."

"I promise to never bother you again! And I'll be good and obey your every word and never bother you again!"

Midori scratched her chin, pretending to think hard, secretly trying to hold back laughter.
"Midori thinks...this isn't a good enough reason. Midori also thinks she should announce that everyone should call you Kenny-chan, or else they'll suffer the same fate..."

Oh yes...Midori was truely evil

"ooh...the pain...please?"

Midori nearly gagged.
"The Yamikage has no use for this 'horsey' you speak of. Face it....Midori has doomed KENNY-CHAN's fate for all eternity."

"Hey Yamikage, Kenny-chan is going to be a laughing stock, right?" Tenshin asked with a bored look, the name already catching on.

"ugh...."
*I warp out*

"Yes he is" Midori said, smiling like a chesire cat. "Tenshin is a smart boy...he will go far. Kenny-chan however...is a very bad girl." She then started laughing evilly again.

*I warp in, give Tenshins money back*
"Dont need it..."
*I warp out*

(LMAO Sorry Ken. Felt like annoying someone. My prime target is offline, so...yeah. xD)

(I'll survive for now...I think...who's your target?)

Tenshin saw Kenny-chan warp out.
"I was thinking, since he is part of the village and a special jounin wouldn't the village be a laughing stock for recruting him that level..." Tenshin thought out loud.

*A clone walks in*
"And that is supposed to mean....."

(Ahh...it's top secret )
Misori shrugged at what Tenshin said, ignoring the clone. "Hmm...well I sure didn't rank him."

"I meant nothing by it Kenny-chan and I know that you didn't rank him Yamikage-sama, but what will our dealer's say? You know, the people that pay us money for the mission. I'm just wondering....."

Midori's face slowly controrted into a look of horror.
"T-Tenshin is right! Midori will not have Ken disgracing the village with his appearance...she must act."
She turned to Ken with a sad look on her eyes.
"Ken, Midori is very sorry...." She started, waiting for him to say something.

"umm...No need to apologize....And I won't disgrace this village!!!"