SOMEONE COME RANK MEH!!!

~Kaede awaited a kage, or someone similar to rank her up. She absent mindedly made flowers grow out of the ground, with the use of her plant manipulation, when she suddenly froze.
'...I forgot to fold the toilet paper...' She jumped to her feet, sweating nervously, whipping her head around. "NUUUUU. THE TOILET PAPER ISN'T PERFECT!!! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIIIIIIVE T_T" She screeched out in agony. The ranking exam could wait...right? No...it couldn't...yes...no...AUGH. She didn't want to miss her chance to be ranked higher..but..the toilet paper wasn't perfect. Anime tears streaming down her face, she unceremoniously plopped on the ground, hoping someone would show soon. She had to get back home and fold the toilet paper...or else..something terrible would happen...~

Lucia would flash infront of Kaede. Lucia would bend over and look at Kaede.
"Um.... are you ok?"

~Kaede whimpered, before going into a full-blown tempertantrum, as she began to bang her fists against the ground as she simply BAWLED her eyes out. "No I'm not okay. The. Toilet. Paper. Isn't. PUUUUURRRFFEEECTTT." She screamed out, before going into a renewed set of tears. The toilet paper was unfolded, and un-symmetrical...oh the absolute ANGUISH.~

*Lucia just stood there looking like this --> *

~Kaede just wailed louder, and bowed at Lucia's feet. PLLLEEEAAASSSEEE rank me quickly so I can go home and fold the toilet paper, Lucia-sama!! PLEEAASSEEE I BEG OF YOU!!!" she screeched, trying to slow her tears. If she could just get the ranking exam done....She sould go home and abdjust the toilet paper accordingly.~

*Lucia bit her lip, trying so hard not to laugh. she stood up straight. *
"...ok... attack me then."

~Kaede stopped whining immediately, and jumped to her feet with a determined expression. She formed many handsigns, making her eyes glow pink, from their original purple color. With this ability, she could now see chakra, and chakra movements. She then softly blew into the air, making a nearly transparent gas float around the entire battlefield. This gas would start to take away Lucia's vision, as soon as it came in contact with her. Because it filled the area nearly immediately, Lucia would probably be affected by it right away without noticing. And there was no way for her to know the gas' effects until it was too late...Never the less, as she did this, a strange bright pink powder began to surround Kaede's feet....~

(LUUUUU. SEEEEEE. AHHHHHHHH. GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND RANK MEH. NAOOOOWWWW. Or I'll get someone else to do it.....)

LUCIA. REPLY. LESS I REVEAL ALL OF YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS TO ALL OF VESCRUTIA....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....I win...